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gobbies means what???

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?Term=gobbies


So apparently in the urban dictionary "Gobbies" means giving a blowjob?!?! I came across this while messing around on google and was very confused. It claims that Gobbies means:

"The act of performing fellatio; oral sex. This only applies to a blowjob - a female giving a male head, and is NOT applicable in the reverse situation.Derived from the English slang Gob - which refers to the mouth."

I am really not sure where this came from but I have never heard it before. My Gobbie is a proper name invented by me and my roommate in college after about 14 gin and tonics.

also, this is one of the pictures that came up when I did an image search. I don't know what is going on, but I'm going to get to the bottom of it.

4 horseman

So the apocalypse is upon us. My whole perception of reality came violently crashing down today when I found out my best friend Josh is going to be a father. I got a call after class today from my friend Jason, who told me that his mother told him, and she found it out from a source that is to remain anonymous. Holy shit. This is disturbing on 2 levels.

1. My soon-to-be-father friend is the type of guy that just started swearing after high school; who just started drinking in college. There is nothing wrong with this, but lets just say he was a bit late to catch the maturity bus. For example, this is the guy that asked on a camping trip in 8th grade when "guys get their periods"; this is the guy that thought he lost his virginity in college because he got a blowjob. It was not easy explaining to a 22 year old man how one medically and scientifically loses their virginity.

2. This is the first girl he has ever had sex with, according to medical science (see above). I have never actually met her, but from his stories she is not what doctors call "stable". She has broken up with him repeatedly, came running back to him, and told him she loved him after about a week or so. Odd. I suspect that this is the type of girl that utters the famous last words:

"of course I took my birth control pill"

or

"NO, I would never poke holes in your condoms!"

In any event, I really did see pigs fly today and I don't have anything to shoot them down...Of course I do suspect someone will be getting out the "shotgun" soon, if you know what I mean.

RIP spaz

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=sportsNews&storyid=2006-04-13T175717Z_01_L1351931_RTRUKOC_0_US-GOLF-MASTERS-WOODS.xml&rpc=22

Well, Tiger bit the bullet and apologized for the spaz remark at the Masters on Sunday. SCOPE, a U.K. disability charity, said that

"Once again, Tiger Woods demonstrates that we are two nations divided by a common language."

no shit.

Of course, now that everyone in the U.S. knows that "spaz" has a derogatory meaning, I'm sure it will be off limits here. That really sucks. I certainly don't want to offend disabled people, but MAN, that is one of my favorite words to use. What am I going to call my brothers? I certainly can't use their real names. Its official...spaz is now dead. RIP spaz.

shut up spaz

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/4902432.stm

apparently the PC police just got a raise, because they are out in full force. On Sunday at the masters Tiger Woods said he was "putting like a spaz." Who knew the uproar that this would cause. First of all, I am just as sensitive and empathetic as the next guy, but when the derogatory meaning of a word has to be explained in detail to the public before you raise a stink about it, it most likely wasn't meant to be offensive in the first place. I, and everyone else I know, have been using the word "spaz" since the glory days of bed wetting. We used the term to describe ourselves or others who were acting erratically or irrationally. In America, we meant it as an abbreviated version of being spastic. However, in the U.K, an apparently here, it carries the meaning of disabled, or having cerabal palsy (spelling?). I doubt there is any kid or young adult in the US who, when saying the word, is aiming to offend people with that disease. That's ridiculous. Kids don't even know what that means. An old show in Britain apparently is what spawned this term and it is still in use today. Now this is either an example of a language breakdown, or people in the US have no idea who they have been making fun of for all these years. In any case, I renew my original objection that if a terms derogatory meaning has to be explained to almost everyone before it is thought of as offending, it probably wasn't ever meant to be offensive. Of course, I have been wrong before...Once. But I was being a total spaz.

AT&T is watching YOU!!!

http://www.spamdailynews.com/publish/ATT_sued_over_NSA_eavesdropping.asp