I love graham crackers

So, little known fact, at least to me. Apparently, Mr. Graham, the creator/inventor of the graham cracker, did so because he wanted people to stop masterbating. It's true. Back in the 30's/40's/50's or whatever socially and scientificially unenlightened time this man created these crackers, it was widely believed that whole grains diminished one's desire to masterbate. Because he thought masterbating was a sin and evil, Mr. Graham created the graham cracker so that people would have more whole grains in their diet and would be less inclined to spank the monkey. I've had graham crackers. They are delicious, but that's about it.